One of the features we're planning to include in the much ballyhooed cookbook are quotes heard in, around and about the bar. Surly Bartender Chris twittered a great quote, which the publications staff has earmarked for inclusion in the book: "If there is ice on Mars, then there must be a bar!" No truer words were ever twittered. Welcome to life on mars. It's a whole new evolution.
In upcoming event news, Chris and Karl will celebrate eight years together. As the event calendar suggests, "Please stop by and pay your condolences to the happy couple." Due to obvious conflict of interest, Surly Bartender Chris will not be working the bar. His replacement has not yet been announced. Rest assured the replacement will be in top form, serving perfectly prepared cocktails under Chris' watchful eye. This informal, low-key event will offer what all Downtown Repalone guests have come to demand - cake and coffee served on the finest resort china.
Regretfully, Shirley Jones, Annedroid and Julie Andrews will not be able to attend.
A phenomenal resort destination! To all who come to this happy place, welcome. Downtown Repalone is YOUR bar! "All I Wanted Was a Sink!"